Zero Expectations | Merry Christmas Garland Letterpress Card

A detailed illustrated fireplace scene in warm reds and magenta: stockings hung, candles lit, gifts stacked, cozy fire going. A "MERRY CHRISTMAS" garland crowns the top, and the card reads "Peace, Snacks, and Zero Expectations." For everyone who knows what the holidays are really for. Blank inside, printed on thick cotton paper, made in the USA.

Ideal for:
• Funny Christmas card for friends, family, or coworkers
• Holiday card for someone who likes their celebrations low-key
• Pairing with a candle, snack basket, or cozy gift
• Secret Santa or White Elephant gift card
• Holiday card displays with humor and broad appeal

Product Details:
• A2 size folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
• Letterpress printed on thick cotton paper
• Blank inside
• Includes coordinating euro-flap envelope
• Packaged in a clear sleeve
• Hand-drawn illustration, not AI-generated
• Made in the USA

About the Brand
Friendly Fire Paper makes stationery as smart and as good-looking as the people who use it. Since 2016 we've been bringing our colorful letterpress greeting cards, stickers and paper goods to life from our Connecticut home studio. We offer beautifully made stationery for people who value connection and great design. Life is too short for dull words or dull paper.